This has gotten out of hand. We don't have much time, so I'll be brief. My name is David Wong, and I wrote a book called John Dies at the End -- this is the website for it. They even made a major motion picture out of it that will be in some theaters in February of 2013, and they have info and trailers on a website of their own. Then I wrote a sequel to that book called This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch it which you can buy wherever books are sold, right up until the day this causes them to finally ban books completely.
You can also find him on:
Buy the book John Dies at the End by clicking these words