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Index:

PROLOGUE
The basement, the meat, the towel, Whitesnake.
Page 1 - 2

Chapter 1
The levitating Jamaican
Page 3 - 4

Chapter 2
Something in John's apartment...
Page 5 - 6 - 7

Chapter 3
Grilled by Morgan Freeman
Page 8 - 9

Chapter 4
The Soy Sauce
Page 10 - 11 - 12

Chapter 5
Riding with Shitload
Page 13 - 14 - 15

Chapter 6
Meet Dr. Marconi
Page 16 - 17 - 18

Chapter 7
Arnie Thinks David is Full of Shit
Page 19

Chapter 8
The Bratwurst Prophecy
Page 20 - 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 - 25 - 26 - 27

Chapter 9
The Missing Girl
Page 28 - 29 - 30 - 31 - 32

Chapter 10
By the way...
Page 33

 

Chapter 11
Amy
Page 33 - 34 - 35 - 36

Chapter 12
The Chat Transcript
Page 37 - 38 - 39

Chapter 13
John Investigates
Page 40 - 41 - 42

Chapter 14
D-Day
Page 43 - 44

Chapter 15
Shit Narnia
Page 45 - 46 - 47 - 48 - 49

Epilogue
Basketball
Page 50 - 51 - 52 - 53 - 54 - The End

The Sequel
 

 

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